What Do I Have in Common with a Six-Year-Old?

The short answer is, more than I care to admit. Read on for the long answer.

Yesterday, my granddaughter Ruby (“Rubes” to me) graduated from Suncreek Preschool. It was a deliciously short ceremony, exactly the sort you long for (but never get) at the conclusion of high school and college. Topped with blue caps and tassels, the munchkins marched forward. Each child received a hug from their teacher, along with a little blurb about what they plan to be when they grow up. Teary, beaming parents ran forward to take pictures and video. After the individual highlight, the whole group sang two fun songs, complete with hand motions. Boom! The whole thing done in under thirty minutes.

The personal aspirations of the young captured my attention; a day later, I’m still musing over them. You get the requisite doctor/nurse replies, those who want to help (although one girl said she wanted to give shots–yikes!). Several pre-k’s mentioned teaching, which is totally expected as Suncreek boasts some sensational teachers. Who wouldn’t like to replicate their influence, their smiles, and infectious energy? Every teacher Rubes had was worth her weight in gold.

One little boy said he just wants to watch YouTube for his career because that’s what he does now. Another said he wants to be a policeman so he can give tickets and arrest people. Watch out for that guy in the future. (A kid like that in my elementary school, he squeals on us, and he gets a playground beatdown, maybe a pink belly.) A few said they want to work with animals, though one little guy just wants to work with cats. As far as I’m concerned, he can have all the cats in the world. Not a single kid said he or she wanted to be a an athlete/actor/entertainer or any kind. Not one. There was one astronaut, just one out of more than twenty kids.

Rubes said she wants to be an animal doctor. This is not news at all, not to anyone who knows her. She is not only an animal fanatic, she’s wicked smart about animals. Last year she corrected an employee at the Dallas Zoo when the guy misspoke about an African elephant. Pretty sure that guy found another job. Rubes watches animal documentaries and nature shows, examines picture books, talks about animals all the time. Her lastest favorite is the Kung Fu Panda series of movies. She’s hoping for lots of rain today, so the worms and snails will come out. Last week, she was able to witness a crow consuming a dead rat across the street. That was a good day.

She wants to work with animals, and I’m not talking the common ones. She wants the exotic ones. She’s conversant on gila monsters and gorillas, narwhals and orcas, pythons and pandas, Bengal tigers, snow leopards and spider monkeys. (Yes, I know, I mixed my animals, mammals, and reptiles. Ruby corrects me all the time. “Actually, Pagwa, dolphins are mammals, not fish.”) Now, maybe Rubes pursues exotic animal care in some form or fashion or maybe not. But she is dead-set on it right now in her six-year-old brain.

The Emperor Penguin is the largest of all the types of penguin. I know because Ruby told me.

All this got me thinking about what I wanted to be when I was a young ‘un. What I NEVER considered was becoming a teacher. The nuns at St. Anthony’s were like aliens from Pluto (back when it was a planet). That was not a habit I wanted to take up. In high school, I devoted immense energy to avoid attention. True statement: in four years at Atwater High, I never once raised my hand to volunteer an answer or ask a question. Not once. I had ideas but not the voice. I would have confidently wagered a tidy sum against teaching as a career. The greatest parlay in history would have been a bet pairing teaching with Debate coach as my vocations. Ha! I scoff in your face.

When the senior superlatives were announced my last year of high school, I did not win “Shyest Senior Boy.” But I was friends with Robert who did win the award, if you can call it that. Later, he sidled up to me and said, “Mike, should have won this, not me. But no one knows you.” He wasn’t trying to be ironic or clever.

I have no idea what I thought I’d be when I was a kid. Maybe a baseball player? I recall briefly considering architect and forest ranger, but nothing ever really lit me up. My dad wanted me to follow his steps into the military. No thanks. Mostly, I knew what I didn’t like–math and science and business. That ruled out about half the universe. I backed into teaching/coaching, and it was the happiest accident of my life.

Yesterday, I watched a few dozen little people march the aisle, their heads full of fanciful dreams based on their six years of life. It was lovely, like the bloom of a dewy red rose. Their dreams remind me to dream. I’m a mere sixty-four. Not young, but not done. In the past six years (the time those little folks came into this world), I’ve added Writer to my resume. I’ve published two books (and more to come) and write this blog. I also started teaching at the college level.

Maybe the most important takeaway from all this is not to determine exactly I need to do next or what dreams I need to pursue. The key is that I’m still dreaming, still open, still moving. Me and Rubes and her friends.

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8 Responses

  1. Balls says:

    You may not know it but you would have been a great Salesperson.

    You’re a teacher, you are authentic, you’re believable, you’re honest.

    What if your job was to get mlb players to wear your shoes?

    You would have had a company car, unlined expense account, dinners paid for, travel, free baseball games. Your Social Security payout would be about $3,800 month.

    Instead you blew it by molding the minds of high schoolers into decent human beings, hoping for them to throw you a bone later in life.

    I’ll bet you’re a great Grandpa too.

    • Hurls says:

      Maybe I could have been a salesman but I had no heart for that. I’ll leave that to you. And there’s NO Social Security at all for schlubs like me on public pensions. No regrets though.

  2. Mindy Bond says:

    You are a fantastic Pagwa and one of Ruby’s most favorite people on the planet! Can’t wait to see what the next 6 years bring!

  3. Susan says:

    Never knew you “backed into” teaching and coaching, Mike. Hundreds —thousands, maybe — of WHS grads are so happy you did. 👍

    • Hurls says:

      Yep, never had a clue I’d be a teacher. Fortunately, when I got to WHS, I met outstanding educators like you to help me along. Teaching, I found out, is a tough gig, not for the faint of heart.

  4. You were quiet growing up, but deadly observant. You took in everything. Dad nicknamed you “The Steel Trap.”

    Being reserved doesn’t mean being stupid or shallow. You were smart as a whip. I knew you would succeed mightily someday.

    And, you did.

    Love you, brother.

    • Hurls says:

      Who said anything about stupid? I got all A’s and B’s. Thus, my teacher’s frustration in my non-participation.
      Love you too.

  5. Mo says:

    I could read your work all day long. Well done, Mike.

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